Today was Hilarious [or maybe not]
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Attention kimeelovesherslef.blogspot.com readers..
I repeat. Attention kimeelovesherself.blogspot.com readers..
Guess what..
I forgot to bring my Calligraphy brush to school..
So what? No big deal..
It was for my Chinese exam and I forgot..
Wow! Big deal.. So how did you write your Calligraphy?
Thanks to Jia Lin .. I did okay..
She brought 2 brushes.. =]
During exam.. When I was writing my Calligraphy.. I had a problem..
You know what?
Her brush 2 was so SO so sharp/pointy..
It was difficult to use..
When I lost my patients at 8 words..
I borrowed a nice looking brush from Jun Hong..
And when I wrote..
Guess what [again]..
The brush was like a scissors..
You know what a scissors look like right..
So my calligraphy looked like..
A piece of paper with black smudges..
You know what.. Its really that bad..
I can't help wondering why those people who write good Calligraphy always complaint that they write like a handicapped..
If I got their Calligraphy skills..
I'll just do my job and shut my mouth..
No complaints..
Oh.. And the Today was Hilarious begin like this..
Ms Yap [my English teacher] came to my table..
She hanged round my table for a while..
Kapow.. Out of the blue.. She asked me..
Ms Yap: Can you help me see if there is a stain on my pants [faced her butt at me]
Kimee: [looked] Yup.. a dot..
Ms Yap: A DOT?!? [shocked]
Kimee: [Nodded]
Ms Yap used the paper she was holding and covered her ass..
Kimee: [tried so hard not to laugh]
Ms Yap asked the monitor and assistant to take care of the class..
Then she went out.. [obviously the toilet]
Till now.. You guys know what I'm talking about right..
[Mishy- its the 'cushion' thing.. You get what I mean right?]
Well.. when she was out..
We all started talking..
Yin Ee was beside me..
Yin Ee: I think Ms Yap got the thing..
Kimee: Ya.. I know.. Why?
Yin Ee: Just know she keep on covering her butt and making that shocked look on her face..
Kimee: Oh..
Yin Ee: Plus she went out so long..
Kimee: Haha.. ya lo..
Yin Ee: You know what I talking about right?
Kinee: Yup..
[The above conversation was in Chinese]
When Ms Yap came back..
Yin Ee:I think really got the thing..
Kimee: [again tried so hard not to laugh]
Anyway its times up when she came..
So everyone packed..
Those that were absent [14 student]..
They all missed it..
If they were here..
Ms Yap would be the laughing stock for a week ++
Well.. we all respect her so no one laugh..
If Dharshan was present..
He'll laugh till tears roll down his cheeks..
Plus I bet he'll tease Ms Yap..
Thats all I guess..
Oh.. and its kinda impossible for me to get a B for Chinese..
So lets pray for a C..
If I fail [which I think is impossible but quite possible]..
I'll do the chicken dance in front of the whole class..
Mark my word..
-All bout Me, Myself, I, Kimee, Kimberly, and Kim!
You came here..
So help me ACE this test..
Kimee is my name..
15 is my age..
Came to earth on the 23 of March..
I'm a Lefty with size 6 feet..
Loves Baskin Robbins..
As tall as 165cm ; As heavy as 50kg
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GREY
